Every man is a borrower and a mimic, life is theatrical and literature a quotation.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I awake on New Year’s Day to discover my fingers stuck in ten different vodka bottles. They make a terrible clatter as I somehow manage to don my kimono emblazoned with a .44 Magnum Colt Anaconda and the words I WILL DESERT STORM DAT ASS in Papyrus. I wait for my boner to subside and then go…
time I’ve smiled
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